I spent half my day reviewing video footage. I'm not even sure what I was looking for but figured I'd rather be reviewing footage than doing anything else. Walking into work high makes me think everyone knows I'm high and it makes for quite an interesting time at work.

The rest of my day was spent telling autograph seekers that we would kick them out if they approached any of our guests. The stupid part was that we escorted the people they were there to see right in right in front of them and they didn't even know the difference. They ended up lingering around for hours until they finally left empty handed and brokenhearted that they weren't able to get the autograph or a picture of the D List star they were there to see.

It's starting to be fun as the autograph seekers became more aggressive which in turns allows us to be bigger dicks than usual.

Also today I kicked out a homeless person from the bar area who said because I wasn't at the door to tell him he couldn't come in that he was allowed to come in. What? Who knows but I do know that he smelled like ass, no, like ass that had a giant crap taken in it.

I also noticed how the pictures of our interns show them with giant smiles and hella excited. Those poor kids, I'd like to see them after a year of actual hotel work and see if they're still rolling with their stupid smiles.