Today seemed to have gone by pretty quick, the 6 Red Bull's might have had something to do with it but I did absolutely nothing today. After my coworker was 4 hours late, how in the hell can someone be 4 hours late, might as well have called in, I weaseled my way into spending almost my entire shift sitting on my ass in the office.

I got a bunch of clerical work done but pretty much just sat on my ass all day. I did a quick "VIP" escort, which are becoming ridiculous because we bust our asses to keep all these idiot autograph seekers the fuck away only for them to be called over to have their shit signed. How in the fuck does that make sense? Either way, other than that, I re-programmed a couple of locks and then laughed my ass off because two other co-workers came in to work a private function only to find out that the private function was a gay party kicking off Gay Pride Week. The look of agony as they watched gay guy after gay guy walk past them half naked and completely oiled down was priceless. Them asking if I would switch stations with them was even funnier.

Some tool got evicted and I had to escort him to his old room to pick up his phone chargers that were left in the room during his eviction. I was prepared to get into some shit because this guy was supposed to be a fucking asshole but apparently the booze had worn off and he was all apologetic for his stupidity. He was attempting to be all friendly and talkative but I treated him like the fucking he idiot he appeared to be and finally told him not to worry we're used to dealing with clowns all the time....then I called the Security Department of his new hotel and told them they had an idiot staying with them.

Tomorrow is a new day, lets see how the hotel will try to save money tomorrow in an attempt to prevent the inevitable.