No Sleep

I got absolutely no sleep last night, tossed and turned for about a half hour then went to work sober.

It was a slow morning and I didn't really do much other than a couple wake up assists. About mid way through my shift I stood around for about an hour waiting for a "VIP" to decided to come out of his room to escort him and his crew to their cars and keep a bunch of leeches away from him.

Once they were gone, I attempted to work with the worst key system in the history of hotel key systems but I was unable to do a damn thing with the inferior equipment we're given to work with. So before I threw all the shit equipment into the giant trash compactor which has been changed to a recyclable compactor only, because we're so green, I decided to go out and patrol the floors.

Cleanliness is next to Baby Jesus. I find it extremely difficult to comprehend how any hotel can have dirty floors. Our guest floors are continuously dirty and for some insane reason always have tiny pieces of broken glass on them. I've repeatedly called these problems in and my concerns just seem to fall on deaf ears.

My thing is this, if you're going to suck in almost every other way, the hotel should at least be goddamned clean. I just don't understand.

To top things off, we're suppose to have all these so called "VIP's", yet the floors they're staying on are f'n filthy. I'm embarrassed to run into guests on our floors because our floors are so dirty.

I'm unsure of whose penis we had to put into our hotel mouth's to receive a 4th star but for some ridiculous reason that's just what happened. A damn 4th star, for crying out loud. However, considering that this horrible state is about to self implode I consider myself extremely lucky to even have anywhere to clock in at.

I'm going to sleep now, hopefully tomorrow's post will consist of me talking about how I quit after I win tonight's Super Lotto.

Good Night.